2012

Professor West: "The Mayans saw this coming thousands of years ago."
Adrian Helmsley: "I thought we had more time."

Adrian Helmsley: "The president has ordered us to clean out the White House."
Harry Helmsley: "About time somebody cleaned up that mess."

Noah Curtis: "Whoa, that's a big plane."
Yuri Karpov: "It's Russian."

Adrian Helmsley: "Who are you bringing?"
Carl Anheuser: "Nobody. Who, my ex-wife? Last thing she said to me, she never wanted to see me again. So be it."

[In the Oval Office]
Adrian Helmsley: "I was wrong."
President Thomas Wilson: "Do you know how many times I've heard those words in this office? Zero. "

Kate Curtis: "Do you think people change?"
Jackson Curtis: "By 'people', do you mean me?"
Kate Curtis: "Yes. Do you think you've changed since we separated?"
Jackson Curtis: "I certainly eat a lot more cereal now."

"Kind of galling when you realize that nutbags with cardboard signs had it right the whole time."

Harry Helmsley: "I barely see my boy, but at least we talk."
Tony Delgatto: "About what?"
Harry Helmsley: "Life, and how short it is."