Airport

"Hold the whipped cream; I just had dessert."

"Don't talk to me about consequences! When Congress voted to cut airport appropriations, you never even sent in a letter of protest. And where were you when the airlines and the pilots and the rest of us were... were pleading for... for more airports and better traffic control? You were picking out the colors in the ladies' lounge. So now you've got your consequences!"

"Okay. But you keep those dinky toys out of my hair and away from this plane for 15 minutes, maybe less. I'll drive it out!"

Marie Patroni: "Oh, Joe, do you have to go in tonight?"
Joe Patroni: "It's getting that they don't call them emergencies any more, the call them 'Patroni's'."

Father Steven Lonigan: "Is there anything I can do?"
Cy Jordan: "Yes, Father. I'm putting you in charge of prayer."
Father Steven Lonigan: "If that's an order, it's about thirty minutes too late, son."

Ada Quonsett: "My late husband taught me to be thorough. He was a teacher of geometry. He always said: 'You must consider every angle'."
Tanya Livingston: "My late husband was a lawyer, and he always said: 'Watch out for sweet-looking innocent, little old ladies'. I'm beginning to understand what he meant."

Ada Quonsett: "You've been so busy, we just haven't had a chance to chat. I'm Ada Quonsett."
D.O. Guerrero: "How do you do."
Ada Quonsett: "What's your name, sir?"
D.O. Guerrero: "Guerrero."
Ada Quonsett: "Guerrero! That's Spanish, isn't it?"
D.O. Guerrero: "Yes, but way... back."
Ada Quonsett: "You look more Irish."
D.O. Guerrero: "So did my mother."

"Now there's nothing to be nervous about. I've flown thousands of miles and I can tell you it's a lot safer than crossing the street!"