Airport

"Remind me to send a thank you note to Mr. Boeing."

"If you're wondering if we had another fight, the answer is no. Just a continuation of the same one."

"I'll be back in time if I have to pull that plane out with my teeth!"

Marcus Rathbone: "What's more, the captain deliberately struck me across the face!"
Cy Jordan: "Unless you shut up, the second officer's going to do exactly the same thing."

"When you get to be older, there isn't a lot left to be frightened of."

"My late husband played the violin. Not professionally, but he was very good. He once played the Minute Waltz in 58 seconds."

Assistant: "The instruction book said that was impossible."
Joe Patroni: "That's one nice thing about the 707. It can do everything but read!"