American Ultra

Laugher: "I'm sorry. I can't control it. The things that they did to my head. They made you like they made me. But you're better than me. Who told you what to do?"
Mike Howell: "Nobody."
Laugher: "That must be nice."

"If I die, I'm going to do it stoned and smiling in my bed."

Victoria: "This isn't who you always were. The slow thinking, the inability to leave town. The phobias. We did that to protect you."
Mike: "To protect me? Well, tell that to the guys who are trying to kill me."

"Babe, I'm not going to sit around and wait on the judgment of your drug dealer. Okay!"

Phoebe: "How did this happen? How the fuck did this happen?"
Mike: "I shot those guys in the head. And that guy, I like, I spooned him in the neck and his shit just, like, ended."
Phoebe: "You just killed two guys?"
Mike: "They were trying to stab me, Phoebe."
Phoebe: "Why are people trying to stab you?"
Mike: "I don't know! Shh! I don't know, but I am, like, freaking out all over the place. Babe, I have a lot of anxiety about this."
Sheriff Watts: "Get your hands in the air!"
Phoebe:" Oh, fuck me. Yup."
Sheriff Watts: "Oh God, it's Mike."
Mike Howell: "I'm sorry!"

Victoria: "You're supposed to protect these assets. Not kill them!"
Adrian: "Victoria, we're clearing the portfolio. Mike Howell keeps trying to leave town. He needs to be eliminated."
Victoria: "You're going to kill him for trying to leave town?"
Adrian: "That's a security breach. I'm just doing my job."
Victoria: "He's a human being."
Adrian: "They're assets."
Victoria: "He's an American citizen."
Adrian: "They're government property."
Victoria: "Are you actually fucking insane?"
Adrian: "Ow, language!"

Phoebe: "It's not gonna be like this always, you know? Mike, you're like the strongest, kindest person I've ever met in my whole life. I fucking love you. You're a fucking mess, man."
Mike: "I know."

"This is not the right moment."