Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Brian: "Where is the suit store? We've been walking for forty-five minutes."
Champ: "Brick, I thought you said this was a shortcut."
Brick: "Fantastic."
Ron: "Well, is it a shortcut or not?"
Brick: "Okay."

"It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice."

Ron Burgundy: "Veronica Corningstone and I had sex, and now we are in love! [Brian shuts office door] ... Did I say that loud?"
Brian Fantana: "Yeah, you pretty much yelled it."

Champ Kind: "I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again."
Wes Mantooth: "Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!"
Ron Burgundy: "Hey, let's leave the mothers out of this!"

Ron Burgundy: "Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?"
Brick Tamland: "I don't know."

Ron Burgundy: "Good night, I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself San Diego."
Ed Harken: "What in the name of? No!"
Ron Burgundy: "Sharp broadcast all of you. Great show, especially from you on the floor. A lot of hustle. I liked that.
Ed Harken: Ron, I've got to fire you."
Ron Burgundy: "Ed, I've got to fire you."
Ed Harken: "Do you even know what you just said?"
Ron Burgundy: "Great Odin's raven! Veronica, she put that in the teleprompter."
Ed Harken: "Maybe she did but I've got to fire you."

"I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news."

"You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair."
[speaks to a dog]