Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Ron: Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?"
Brian: "Brian Fantana."
Champ: "Champ Kind."
Brick: "Brian Fantana."
Brian: "No, you're Brick."
Brick: "Brian."
Brian: "I'm Brian."
Brick: "Veronica."

Announcer: "You're watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee."
Veronica Corningstone: "Good evening, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone. Tits McGee is on vacation."
Ron Burgundy: "And I'm Tits... I'm Ron Burgundy."

"I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches."

"Hey, Ron. I'm riding a furry tractor."
[riding a bear]

Brian Fantana: "I think I was in love once."
Ron Burgundy: "Really? What was her name?"
Brian Fantana: "I don't remember."
Ron Burgundy: "That's not a good start, but keep going..."
Brian Fantana: "She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again."
Ron Burgundy: "I'm pretty sure that's not love."
Brian Fantana: "Damn it..."

"I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded."

"You know I don't speak Spanish."

Ron Burgundy: "You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?"
Ed Harken: "Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?"