Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

"Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you."

"Let's go over the groundrules. Rule number 1: No touching of the hair or face... and that's it!"

"The following is based on actual events. Only the names, locations and events have been changed."
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Brick Tamland: "I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation."
Brian Fantana: "Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy."

Ron: "I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman."
Veronica: "You are not a man. You are a big fat joke."
Ron: "I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."

"People call me the Bry man, I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

"I pooped a hammer."

"You stay classy, San Diego."