Argo

"Carter's shitting enough bricks to build the pyramids."

Tony Mendez: "We are responsible for these people."
Jack O'Donnell: "What we are is required to follow orders."

Tony Mendez: "I need you to help me make a fake movie."
John Chambers: "You came to the right place."

Mark Lijek: "I haven't been this nervous since our wedding."
Cora Lijek: "Only this isn't a huge mistake, hopefully."

John Chambers: "Let's see. Well, this one's got an M.A. in English. She should be your screenwriter. Sometimes they go along on scouts because they want the free meals... Here's your director."
Tony Mendez: "Can you teach somebody to be a director in a day?"
John Chambers: "You can teach a rhesus monkey to be a director in a day."

"The only way this works is if you believe that you're these people so much that you dream like them."

"The bullshit business, it's like coal-mining - you come home to your wife and kids, you can't wash it off."

Lester Siegel: "Hi, I only got a couple of minutes, I'm getting a lifetime achievement award."
John Chambers: "Mazel tov, Lester."
Lester Siegel: "I'd rather stay home and count the wrinkles on my dog's balls."