Argo

John Chambers: "If you wanna sell a lie..."
Lester Siegel: "... you get the press to sell it for you."

Jack O'Donnell: "If we wanted applause, we would have joined the circus."
Tony Mendez: "I thought we did."

First A.D.: "He says the Minotaur prosthetic is too tight, so he can't act."
John Chambers: "If he could act, he wouldn't be playing the Minotaur."

John Chambers: "So you want to come to Hollywood, act like a big shot..."
Tony Mendez: "Yeah."
John Chambers: "...without actually doing anything?"
Tony Mendez: "No."
John Chambers: [smiles] "You'll fit right in..."

"I am not going to leave him at the airport with six people and his dick in his hand. Tell the Director to call the White House. Do your fucking job!"

"Brace yourself; it's like talking to those two old fucks on 'The Muppets'."

Lester Siegel: "So I'm sitting in Jerry's this morning, having breakfast, a waitress comes over to me, she's waving a newspaper and she says, 'You see what those Canadians pulled off? Why can't we do something like that?' And I said to her, you know what I said?"
Tony Mendez: "No, what?"
Lester Siegel: "'Argo fuck yourself!'."

Jack O'Donnell: "Carter said you were a great American."
Tony Mendez: "A great American what?"
Jack O'Donnell: "He didn't say."