Bridget Jones's Baby

Lamaze Teacher: "And who do we have here?"
Bridget Jones: "I'm Bridget, and this is Jack, and this is Mark."
Lamaze Teacher: "Lovely. You're our second same sex couple today."

Nurse: "Which of you is the father?"
Mark and Jack both: "I am."
Nurse: "Right."

Mark Darcy: "Good God, Bridget, you're immense!"
[Jack helps him carrying Bridget]
Jack Qwant: "This is a two-man job."

"You're the best thing I've ever seen."
[looking at a scan of her baby]

"This is not how I thought this would be, but however we choose to do this, the most important thing is the baby."

Jack Qwant: "Are you in love with him?"
Bridget Jones: "I have been in the past."
Jack Qwant: "And me?"
Bridget Jones: "I could be, one day."

Mark Darcy: "I brought you a nice tea."
Bridget Jones: "Thank you."
Jack Qwant: "I brought you a super juice."
Bridget Jones: "Oh."
Jack Qwant: "Let me carry that for you."
Bridget Jones: "Thank you."
Mark Darcy: "Can I carry your... phone?"

"For better or worse, fate has brought us together."