Central Intelligence

"Being the hero of your own story isn't about stopping bad guys or climbing mountains. It's about overcoming bullies in your life, whatever or whomever they may be. It's about putting it all out there for everyone to see. And it's realizing that, in life, the most important thing that you can be is yourself."

Harris: "Mr. Joyner, it was a pleasure working with you. If you ever want a career change, you give me a call."
Calvin: "If I were to give you a call, how would I get in touch with you?"
Harris: "Just pick up any phone in your house. They're all bugged."

Harris: "Relax, Mr. Joyner. I believe you."
Calvin: "Okay, thank you."
Harris: "Trust me, I know a scared shitless civilian when I see one."

"I accepted because it was Facebook. And it's rude when you don't accept it, and I don't know if the person on the other end can see me not accept it. That's why I accepted."

"That's a lot of homophobia coming out of a very angry man. You need to go get that looked at by a trained professional."

"Black people don't go to therapy. We go to barbershops. That's where we talk out our problems. Or we watch the movie Barbershop. One or the other."

Maggie: "What's the matter with being an accountant? You love your job."
Calvin: "No, YOU love your job. I'm good at my job. It's not the same thing."

Bob Stone: "Phil, when this thing is over, I'm going to rip your throat out like Patrick Swayze in 'Road House'."
Phil: "Oh, my God, you and 'Road House'. Get over that movie. It sucked then, it sucks now. The only movie that sucks more is 'Sixteen Candles'."
Bob Stone: "How dare you..."