Central Intelligence

"Get your asshole off my door!"

"He's got a banana!"

Trevor: "Boy, he's still a scared little bitch."
Calvin: "You know, you're still an asshole."
Trevor: "Yeah, well, you're still shorter than my cat."

"You're like a black Will Smith."

Bob: "Do you remember those back flips you used to do?"
Calvin: "Let's do the flip."
[Calvin trys the flip but lands straight onto his face]
Bob: "That was so close."

"You were like Jason Bourne in shorts."

Calvin: "You chose to be an international CIA spy."
Bob: "Because I don't like bullies."

Calvin: "Did you see that, Bob! I did the thing! I did the thing, Bob!"
Bob: "Yeah!"
Calvin: "Yeah!"