Con Air

Vince Larkin: "He brought a gun on the plane!"
Duncan Malloy: "If I knew the way you guys run things I would have told him to bring a fuckin' UZI on board!"

Vince Larkin: "If you can't trust a South American drug lord, who can you trust, huh? ... That was a joke."
Cameron Poe: "I'm glad you told me."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have the only gun on board. Welcome to Con Air."

Baby O: "[about Garland Greene] What's wrong with him?"
Cameron Poe: "My first thought would be... a lot."

William: "You lost your mind?"
Cyrus Grissom: "According to my last psych evaluation, yes."

"I don't know how to tell ya this, Cyrus, but we are three white guys short. Or as they say in Ebonics, 'We be fucked'."

"You with me, or do you need me to draw it in crayon, like usual?"

Guard Falzon: "It smells like someone shit in your mouth."
Pinball: "He told me he loved me."