Dirty Grandpa

"She's not right for you! If you marry her you gonna be sleepwalking through the rest of your life."

"Party 'till you're pregnant!"

Dick: "You don't know how much I appreciate you doing this for me."
Jason: "Excuse me, are you naked?"
Dick: "That's the best way to sleep."
Jason: "Oh my god!!"

"The way I see it, this is our last stand."

Stinky: "Who's the lesbian?"
Dick: "My grandson, Jason."
Stinky: "Is he here to sizzle with me?"

Jason: "Are you kidding me right now? Grandmas' funeral was yesterday."
Dick: "She told me on her deathbed 'You get back out there'."