Down with Love

Peter: "You're fired."
Catcher: "No I'm not."
Peter: "Oh, yes you are."

"I don't get it. How could a person lose their built-in bar?"

"I never once said a word about Nancy Brown, and the only prize I wanted to win, was you. Crazy, isn't it? After all our tricking each other and our game playing, I'm the one with the love letter and you're the one with the scoop. Still, I'll keep my eyes on the billboards."

Barbara: "I'd like to get to know you better."
Catcher: "How much better?"
Barbara: "All the way better."
Catcher: "Well, I can't know you all the way better till I know you much, much better."
Barbara: "Do you feel you know me well enough for me to buy you a drink?"
Catcher: "I sure could go for a Tang."

"Earth still is my favourite planet."

Catcher Block: "You said she was a spinster."
Peter MacMannus: "I've never used the word 'spinster' in my life. Okay, once, when I told my mother it was technically incorrect to call her son a spinster."

"So you're a homosexual hopelessly in love with Catcher Block, that's no reason the two of us can't be married."

"But this 'Down with love'-chick is too busy? Doing what? Eating chocolate?"