Down with Love

Beatnik Girl: "Ask me why I mourn."
Catcher:" Why do you mourn, baby?"
Beatnik Girl: "I mourn because you are shrouded in the suit and tie that Madison Avenue will bury you in alive."
Catcher: "Well, if it will cheer you up, you can help me out of it."

"She's thrown away everything you've sent her; flowers, chocolates, a $6000 Celestron telescope that wasn't yours to send because it was mine."

"I'm taking her to my place which she still thinks is your place by saying the guy she thinks I am who acts like you has a meeting there with you and the guy who she still doesn't know I really am."

"At the risk of sounding like my mother, just stay perfectly still and let him get it over with."

Peter MacMannus: "It's not like Catch to be late."
Barbara Novak: "No, he usually calls to cancel right on time..."

"The only man who could have his way with me now is Milton Hershey."

Catcher: "You see Lola shakes her maracas and Rosa bounces her bongo's while Nina is all hands. 120 words a minute."
Peter: "The story? It's written? Whoa, Catch! But is it safe to print? NASA is gonna blow its stack."
Catcher: "Well, they forgave Germany. They can forgive us."

"We Americans? Why? Nazis are bad; we're good."