Four Rooms

"Okay, these are the rules. Don't break the rules, and I won't break your necks."

"Your dad says he doesn't trust babysitters. Well, can't say I blame him. I had a babysitter myself once..."

Kiva: "You're not my mother."
Elspeth: "Yes I am."
Kiva: "Then why are we sleeping together?"

"There's a dead body in my bed and it smells like shit and it looks even worse. And if you don't get your ass up here now, my Daddy's gonna lay you down next to her. I swear to fucking God!"

"I could go on and on about his cock, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang..."

"I'm coming up and if there isn't a dead body by the time I get there, I'll make one myself. You!"

"I'm in a situation I can't begin to explain."

"Problem? I haven't got a problem. I've got fucking problems. Plural!"