Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Ego: "I wanted to experience what it was to be human. So I created what I thought a biological being would be like."
Drax: "Did you make a penis?"
Peter Quill: "Shut up!"
Ego: "Yes, Drax, I got a penis. It's not half bad, either."

"Can we put the bickering on hold till after we survive the massive space battle?"

"What do you say, we steal some shit?"

Peter Quill: "So, you are going to put your turd in my bed?"
Rocket: "No, I'm going to put Drax's turd in your bed."
Drax: "Haha!, Yes! Because my turds are famously large!"

"Maybe this man could be your David Hasselhoff."

"You killed my mom! And squished my Walkman!"

Mantis: "It's beautiful."
Drax: "So are you... on the inside."

Peter Quill: "You're like Mary Poppins."
Yondu Udonta: "Was he cool?"
Peter Quill: [after a pause] "Yeah, he was cool."
Yondu: "I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!"