Krampus

"It's Christmas. It's Christmas. It's Christmas!"

Linda: "You let them go to the bathroom alone?"
Aunt Dorothy: "There was another option?"

Howard: "How come rich people get all the free shit?"
Linda: "I don't know, honey!"

Howard: "You're not thinking of going after that snowplow alone, are you?"
Tom: "Shepherd's gotta protect his flock."

Max Engel: "I just wanted Christmas to be like it used to be, but forget it! I hate Christmas! I hate all of you! [runs to his room]"
Sarah Engel: "Max? Max!"
Aunt Dorothy: "Oh, lay off of him! Kid deserves a prize for telling the truth!"

"I'm old enough to know when life is coming at me with its pants down."

Omi: "Please, listen..."
Aunt Dorothy: "English. I knew it."

"Like he had for thousands of years, Krampus came not to reward, but to punish. Not to give, but to take."