Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

JD: "So, you in the clear? More importantly, am I?"
Eddy: "It appears so."
JD: "Appears? You'd have to do better than fucking appears, my friend."
Eddy: "Well everybody's dead, Dad. I think that's about as clear as it can get."

"We're gonna do a proper decoration job. I want the grey skies of London illuminated. I want that house painted red."

"Golf - the best way to spoil a good walk. Winston Churchill said that. I say it's a dog-eat-dog world. And I got bigger teeth than you two."

Tom: "I want to look fucking mean!2
Nick: "Of course you'll look mean! You'll look really scary..."

Soap: "You mean to tell me that the only thing connecting us with the murders is in the back of your car which is parked outside?"
Tom: "They cost me 700 quid. I'm not just going to throw them away. They're hardly likely to trace 'em back to us, now are they?"
Soap: "You really think it's worth taking the risk for 700 pounds? Tom, you're a dick."

Eddy: "Tom, you take those guns and you throw them off a bridge."
Bacon: "And throw yourself off while you're at it."

"They lack any kind of criminal credibility. I might get laughed at."

JD: "I do know your reputation. So I choose my words very carefully. You tell Harry to go fuck himself."
Big Chris: "Now... I'll put that on a shock. Only once."