Paul

State Trooper: "Where are you boys from?"
Clive Gollings: "England."
State Trooper: "I heard about that place: no guns!"
Graeme Willy: "Not many..."
Clive Gollings: "No, not really, just... farmers."
State Trooper: "Well how are police supposed to shoot anybody?"
Graeme Willy: "Well they don't..."
Clive Gollings: "They... they try not to..."

Haggard: "I am authorized to use deadly force! Stand down!"
Moses Buggs:"!That thing's got my daughter!"
Haggard: "Stand down! This is not your mission!"
Moses Buggs: "I'm on a mission from God!"
Haggard: "Tell him you failed!"

Graeme: "Why would you do that?"
Paul: "I'm not going to eat a dead bird, am I?"

O'Reilly: "Ha. Three tits, that's awesome.... you guys should have given her four tits."
Graeme: "That's just sick."
O'Reilly: "I was just saying..."

Paul: "This man has peed his pants."
Graeme: "Yeah, he's got a child's bladder."

"Look, man. Sometimes, you just gotta roll the dice."

Agent Zoil: "Pleasure to meet you boys. You did a hell of a job."
Clive: "Thank you, Agent Zoil."
Agent Zoil: "Please call me Lorenzo."
Clive, Graeme: "Lorenzo Zoil?"

Graeme: "What do you think you're gonna dream about?"
Clive: "Oh, the open road. High adventure. That kind of thing. You?"
Graeme: "Wonder woman."