Paul

Agent Zoil: "You know you're a grown man, right? Probably shave, pay taxes. Have pubic hair."
O'Reilly: "All of those things."

Ruth Buggs: "Sorry you got killed by my dad."
Graeme Willy: "It's fine. You want to try that kiss again?"

Tara Walton: "But I don't have my toothbrush!"
Paul: "Toothbrush? Baby, where we're going, you don't need teeth!"

Ruth: "So everything that I have been told my whole life, is just a big fat lie? Do you know how that feels?"
Graeme Willy: "Look. Just because your truth, isn't the true truth, doesn't mean there is no truth, Ruth."
Ruth: "That's easy for you to say."
Graeme Willy: "It's really not."

Clive: "Agent Mulder was right!"
Paul: "Agent Mulder was my idea!"

"You have to spin a good yarn before you can weave a great dream."

Ruth: "The world is 4000 years old and can only be the product of intelligent design."
Paul: "That's horseshit!"

Clive Gollings: "They're going to rape us and break our arms!"
Graeme Willy: "I don't want my arms broken."