Pixels

Sam: "For the record, I'm an amazing kisser. All us nerds are, cause we appreciate it more."
Violet: "You didn't even brush your teeth this morning!"
Sam: "I ate a Tic Tac!"

"Anyway, my mom hates him and she says she's gonna invent a slut seeking missile to take out Cinnamon."

Eddie: "Pac Man? Boom! That's my jam. Let's get us some light cannons and blow this sucker back to whatever planet it came from."
Ludlow: "No, no light cannons don't kill Pac Mac. Those... those little ghosts do."
Eddie: "Boom! Let's get us some little ghosts."

"I made your game my bitch!"

"Whoa. She went from zero to psycho in 3.4 seconds; a new world record."

"Look at me, I'm delicious. They'll gobble me up like space dimsum!"

"I learned a lot of big words at the dorm room drug parties."

"I was supposed to have a baby with my ex-wife. And the doctor who was helping us make the baby did help us make the baby but unfortunately I wasn't in the room."