Pixels

Sam: "Is it your birthday?"
Matty: "No. My parents are getting a divorce."
Sam: "Oh. So it's like 10 birthdays."

"We have to take the battle to them."

Sam: "Grab onto my mighty hammer!"
Violet: "You loved saying that."
Sam: "Yes, I did."

[Ludlow surrenders to Lady Lisa on his knees]
Ludlow: "You win, I'm not gonna fight you anymore. Ok, I know that you have love in your heart and I know that I could make you happy but if you need to kill me, you're just gonna have to go ahead and kill me. At least I can die a happy man knowing that I found true love."
[Lady Lisa let her swords falling down and they kiss passionately]
Eddie: "And I couldn't even get a handshake from Serena Williams!"

Matty: "Classics you mean Halo and Call of Duty?"
Sam: "No. The real classics. Defender. Pac-man. Astroids. Games you play in an arcade which was a building outside of your house. You would go there with your friends, listen to music, cute girls everywhere. In ancient times, they call it 'socializing'."

"What am I looking at right now? Are you guys, soldiers or the casts of Magic Mike? Are you gonna fight or dance naked?"

Sam: "Hello. I am a nerd from the Nerd Brigade. Here to nerd out on all your audio and visual needs."
Matty: "Do you have to say that every time you showed up by the house?"
Sam: "If I wanna get paid, yes."
Matty: "Isn't it kind of demeaning?"
Sam: "Only if someone brings that up."
Matty: "Ehh. Well, bring it up then."
Sam: "Thanks."

Sam: "Why didn't you call me then?"
Ludlow: "Because the CIA has been tapping my phones ever since I found out the Zapruder film has been edited, JFK shot first."
Sam: "Ludlow, it is you."