Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Lady Catherine de Bourgh: "You have a very small estate here."
Elizabeth Bennet: "And yet we endure it."
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: "A falsehood of the most scandalous nature has reached me, that you intend to be united with my own nephew, Mr. Darcy."
Elizabeth Bennet: "I'm not."
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: "And will you promise me never to enter into such an engagement."
Elizabeth Bennet: "I will make no such promise."
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: "Then I shall protect the dignity of a far superior man. Wilhelm."
[her henchman, Wilhelm, picks up Elizabeth by her throat and holds her up against the wall]
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: "Do you still refuse to oblige me?"
Elizabeth Bennet: "I do!"
[she suddenly strikes out at Wilhelm and knocks him out, Lady Catherine draws her swords and holds the ends against Elizabeth's neck]
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: "I do not know which I admire more, Elizabeth Bennet: your skill as a warrior, or your resolve as a woman."

Mr. Wickham: "The crown's funds are being drained."
Mr. Darcy: "You're here to solicit money."
Mr. Wickham: "I'm here to propose a venture that would end the war forever. These new zombies can be reasoned with. With the proper funding I believe we can cultivate trust and even good will with this new iteration of the undead, who seem to posses an inherent power of the lower ranks of their kind."
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: "Zombie aristocrats."
Parson Collins: "Oh, yeah."
Mr. Wickham: "I prefer to think of them as souls lost in purgatory."
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: "Hmm."
Mr. Wickham: "The common hordes look to them for leadership. It takes just one of them to realize that power and then to lead the hordes into battle."
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: "The undead are like locusts."
Parson Collins: "Locusts."
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: "They go forth and destroy. They have no use for leaders."
Parson Collins: "Oh, uh, except one actually."
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: "Hm?"
Parson Collins: "Oh, well, um, according to the Book of Revelation the antichrist shall lead the undead, uh, on the day that shall be the last day of mankind."
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: "So cheery, Collins."
Parson Collins: "Thank you, Lady Catherine, very generous. Franklin, are there more scones?"

Mr. Darcy: "Might I play a hand?"
Lady #1: "Of course."
[he takes a seat at their table]
Mr. Darcy: "Good evening."
Lady #1: "So shall we..."
[Darcy places a bottle containing flies on the table]
Lady #2: "A potion?"
Mr. Darcy: "Carrier flies. [He lets the flies out] They're in the possession of but one truly enviable talent. The ability to detect dead flesh."
Lady #2: "The buzzing is frightfully loud."
Mr. Darcy: "Well it's not the buzzing that should concern you, madam, but rather when the buzzing stops."
Lady #2: "Oh, dear."
[Darcy stays calm and drinks from his glass before breaking it, using the broken end to cut the throat of the man identified as zombie]

Penny McGregor: "There was a horrible accident. But I survived. Survived."
Jane Bennet: "Not in the traditional sense of the word."

"My courage arises with every attempt to intimidate me."

"Dear Miss Bennett, I've come to feel for you a most ardent admiration."

"I was unaware that zombies possessed such acuity so as to set such traps. Before we know it, they'll be running for Parliament."

Parson Collins: "I declare that I am enchanted by your daughter Jane and request to speak to her alone, if I may?"
Mrs. Bennet: "Oh, dear, Parson, I'm afraid Jane is already spoken for. We expect a serious proposal imminently."
Parson Collins: "Oh, fuddle."
Mrs. Bennet: "But Liz is quite available and almost as fair as Jane."