Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

"I was unaware that zombies possessed such acuity so as to set such traps. Before we know it, they'll be running for Parliament."

"It began with the Black Plague. Within weeks the dead began to rise, hunting for human flesh. Now the few of us that are left have only one way to survive, we must bring the fight to them. I've been training for this my whole life."

"To succeed in polite society, a young woman must be many things. Kind... well-read... and accomplished. But to survive in the world as we know it, you'll need... other qualities."