Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Lady Catherine de Bourgh: "The undead are like locusts."
Mr. Wickham: "Well then the human race is surely doomed!"

"My daughters are trained for battle, sir, not the kitchen."

Mr. Bingley: "Darcy, you must dance."
Mr. Darcy: "You're dancing with the only handsome girl here."
Mr. Bingley: "One of her sisters is also very agreeable."

"She's the most beautiful creature I ever beheld."

"A woman must have a thorough knowledge of singing, dancing, and the art of war."

"This cannot be!"

Elizabeth Bennet: "I shall never relinquish my sword for a ring."
Charlotte Lucas: "For the right man you would."
Elizabeth Bennet: "The right man wouldn't ask me to."

"Daughters do not dance well with masticated brains."