Reality Bites

"He's the reason Cliffs Notes were invented."

Vickie: "Don't Bogart that can, man..."
Troy: "Are you retarded?"
Vickie: "No, I'm rhyming. It's not easy. Sure I make it look easy..."

"He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers."

Lelaina: "I just don't understand why things just can't go back to normal at the end of the half hour like on the Brady Bunch or something."
Troy: "Well, 'cause Mr. Brady died of AIDS. Things don't turn out like that."

"Welcome to the world of the emtionally mature. Maybe you've seen Michael. He lives here."

"He's weird, he's strange, he's sloppy, he's a total nightmare for women... I can't believe I haven't slept with him yet."
[about Troy]

"All right, fine. You wanna be in a band? Fine. Go ahead. Play every night. Play three times a night! Don't just dick around the same coffee house for five years. Don't dick around with her or with me. I mean, try at something for once in your life. Do something about it, but you know what? You better do it now, and you better do it fast, because the world doesn't owe you any favors."

"Évian is 'naive' spelled backward."