Reality Bites

"I'm picking up some very strange vibes. They're of the 'I just got laid' variety."

"I am not under any orders to make the world a better place."

"Well, fuck me for being nice!"

"Would the two of you just do it and get it over with? I'm starving!"

"I've wanted you like this for all these years."

Lelaina: "Are you religious?"
Michael: "Uhm, I guess... I guess I'm, uhm... a non-practicing Jew."
Lelaina: "Hey, I'm a non-practicing virgin."

Lelaina: "I'd like to somehow make a difference in people's lives."
Troy: "And I... I would like to buy them all a Coke."
Lelaina: "And you wonder why we never got involved?"

Vickie: "Do you ever wish you were a lesbian? Don't you think it would be so much easier?"
Lelaina: "Sometimes, but I don't know. I could never go through with it. I'd start laughing or something."
Vickie: "That is such a shame because I have had it with men."