Red

Frank: "People get shot all the time."
Sarah: "No they don't. They get... paper cuts."
Marvin: "...I mostly get shot."

"Bad move grandpa."

Victoria: "In all the years I've known Francis, I've never seen him like this. So if you break his heart, I will kill you. And bury your body in the woods."
Sarah Ross: "Wow. Okay."

Sarah: "What do you supposed the punishment is for what we're doing here?"
Frank: "Death. Maybe life in prison."
Sarah: "Awesome."

Frank: "I was just hoping you'd be a little more understanding of the situation."
Sarah: "I was hoping not to get kidnapped. Or drugged. I was hoping you'd have HAIR. So it looks like none of our dreams are coming true at the moment."

Agent Cooper: "How's retirement, Frank?"
Frank Moses: "It's been a real blast."

"You just got your ass handed to you by a goddamned retiree!"

Marvin: "I remember the Secret Service being tougher."
Victoria: "Me too."