Say Anything...

Joe: "Dude, where'd she dump you, man?"
Lloyd Dobler: "In the car."
Denny: "Oh man, your car? Man, Dissed in the Malibu. Thats your castle, man."

Lloyd Dobler: "You used to be fun. You used to be warped and twisted and hilarious... and I mean that in the best way - I mean it as a compliment!"
Constance: "I was hilarious once, wasn't I?"

Corey Flood: "Diane Court doesn't go out with guys like you. She's a brain."
D.C.: "Trapped in the body of a game-show hostess."

Lloyd Dobler: "Oh... you must think I'm a dick."
Diane Court: "No, Lloyd, we shared the most intimate thing two people can share..."
Lloyd Dobler: "You shared it with a dick."

Corey Flood: "Did you sleep with her?"
Lloyd Dobler: "I admit nothing."
D.C.: "Lloyd, it's us."
Corey Flood: "Look at his face. He did the deed."
D.C.: "You're an inspiration, Lloyd. You should go on the 700 Club or something."

Diane Court: "I have this theory of convergence, that good things always happen with bad things. I know you have to deal with them at the same time, but I just don't know why they have to happen at the same time. I just wish I could work out some schedule. Am I just babbling? Do you know what I mean?"
Lloyd Dobler: "No."

"The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me, Ice Man, Power Lloyd, my assault on the world begins now."

Lloyd Dobler: "Why can't you be in a good mood? How hard is it to decide to be in a good mood and be in a good mood once in a while?"
Constance: "Gee, it's easy."