Loren Dean

Lloyd Dobler: "I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?"
Joe: "By choice, man."

Joe: "Dude, where'd she dump you, man?"
Lloyd Dobler: "In the car."
Denny: "Oh man, your car? Man, Dissed in the Malibu. Thats your castle, man."