Seeking a Friend for the End of the World

"I love records. I mean, they're not for everyone, you know? You really have to take care of vinyl. It's very delicate, it can get wrecked so easily. You really have to love it. Do you hear how full it sounds?"

Penny: "I promise not to steal anything if you promise not to rape me."
Dodge: "Agreed."

Penny: "You're a really nice person."
Dodge: "You are an awful judge of character."