Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

Agent Devoreaux: "Mr. Shepard, the President needs you right now!"
Fin Shepard: "I didn't think I was gonna make it."

Nova Clarke: "The world is ending, Fin. You need to be prepared."
Fin Shepard: "You don't believe that. It's not ending."
Nova Clarke: "Uh... yeah, I do. The signs all around us. Just because it's raining sharks and not frogs doesn't mean it's not coming to an end."

"At the end of the day, the crazy chick with the post-traumatic shark disorder, my abnormally genius best friend, and the man with the chainsaw, no one else can get the job done like we can."

Fin Shepard: "Madam Vice President, this is my brother-in-law Martin."
Martin Brody: "I'm the good looking one."
Vice President Sonia Buck: "Yeah. Now you know how I feel."
Martin Brody: "I like her."

May Wexler: "Careful. Slow down. You got a little one in there."
April Shepard: "I've done this many times before. Heh."
May Wexler: "Oh, well. You had two hands then."
April Shepard: "Really? Are you gonna go there?"
May Wexler: "I'm just saying it's okay to ask for a little help. Besides, your husband should be here. And where is he? Oh, he's probably getting eaten by another shark."

Fin: "I'm sorry, Dad."
Gilbert: "Sorry? We're not dead yet."

Reporter: "What's your opinion of the shark storms, Madam Vice President?"
Vice President Sonia Buck: "I feel for the sharks, but they're wrecking our schools, our hospitals, our roads."

Fin Shepard: "It's not space I'm worried about. It's the sharks."
Sergeant: "Maybe the sharks can help with the aliens."
Fin Shepard: "Aliens?"