Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

Nova Clarke: "I'm going to kill all of 'em, every last one of 'em."
Fin Shepard: "Tried that three times. Didn't seem to work."

Claudia: "Have you ever met someone who survived a sharknado?"
Chad: "No, but my boy survived an alligator apocalypse. How 'bout that? Alligator."
Claudia: "Oh, my God."
Jess: "He's kinda cute."

Billy: "How are you so good at this?"
Claudia: "I'm a Shepard!"

Claudia: "So what do you do for hobbies? What do you like to read?"
Billy: "Sci-fi!"

Lucas Stevens: "One of my computer-modeled scenarios was a large low-pressure cell with multiple sharknadoes. If enough of them merge, the whole storm will start to rotate."
Nova Clarke: "Merging sharknadoes?
Lucas Stevens: Sharkicane."
General Gottleib: "Can there be such a thing?"
Lucas Stevens: "I could be wrong. Bio meteorology is not really an exact science yet."

Fin Shepard: "You're never gonna believe who's giving me a ride."
April Shepard: "Let me guess. Nova."
Fin Shepard: "Yeah, I'm with Nova. How do you know that?"
April Shepard: "Who else would give you ride in the middle of a sharknado?"
Nova Clarke: "Wifey sense. Hi, April! Still not a stripper!"

Fin Shepard: "Come, come on! Give me a gun! I can help!"
Lead Agent Vodel: "Only the Secret Service can have a gun this close to the President."
[Fin Shepard shows his Medal of Freedom]
Fin Shepard: "What? This doesn't buy me any trust?"
Lead Agent Vodel: "Mr. Shepard, this is literally one of the most secure areas on the face of the earth."
[the moment he opens the door a shark attacks him]

Fin Shepard: "Thought your policy was to save the sharks."
President Marcus Robbins: "Nobody attacks my house. This time, it's personal."