Spanglish

"I never know a man who can put himself in my place like you do. How did you become that man?"

"I couldn't hear you. There was a crack in the planet. WOW...! That was noisy!"

"Get me wet!"

"Flor! Look at this child! You could make a fortune doing surrogate pregnancy!"

"When people exist under one roof, a tiny society forms - the stuff of novellas: masters and servants, unconsciously dancing in lockstep. So that when things go wrong, problems converge."

Deborah Clasky: "Do I need to put on make-up?"
Evelyn Norwich: "You need a hose, but we don't have that kinda time."

"There are some mistakes you cannot risk when you have children.
[to John Clasky]"

Deborah Clasky: "So tell me again why I can't call him on his cell again?"
Evelyn Norwich: "Besides that he turned it off?"
Deborah Clasky: "Yeah."
Evelyn Norwich: "Forty messages starts to look needy."