Stand Up Guys

Doc: "You can't open a car with a coat hanger any more, Val."
Val: "Says who?"
Doc: "Says the people who make cars."

"I took the fall. For everyone. I'm a stand up guy."

"They say we die twice. Once when the breath leaves our body, and once when the last person we know says our name."

"I'm already f*cked five ways to sunday, so lets rumble."

Doc: "This is not a f*ckin good idea."
Val: "Yeah, well... my life is full of not good ideas."

"Nobody's messin' with these guys. These guys are the type that take kidneys out and not even sell them."

Val: "Oh-oh"
Doc: "What?"
Val: "Mt Everest just walked into my pants."

"Your place looks like where I just came from... except it's worse."