The Blues Brothers

"We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline."

Elwood: "This is definitely Lower Wacker Drive! If my estimations are correct, we should be very close to the Honorable Richard J. Daley Plaza."
Jake: "That's where they got that Picasso."
Elwood: "Yep."

"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now."

Jake: "First you traded the Cadillac in for a microphone. Then you lied to me about the band. And now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!"
Elwood: "They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."

Jake: "We'll put the band back together, do a few gigs, we get some bread. Bang! Five thousand bucks."
Elwood: "Yeah, well, getting the band back together might not that be that easy, Jake."
Jake: "What are you talking about?"
Elwood: "They split, they all took straight jobs."
Jake: "Yeah, so you know where they are. You said you were gonna keep in touch with them."
Elwood: "Well... I got a couple of leads, a few phone numbers, but I mean, how many of them visited or even wrote you, huh?"
Jake: "They're not the kinda guys who write letters. You were outside, I was inside. You were supposed to keep in touch with the band. I kept asking you if we were gonna play again."
Elwood: "Well, what was I gonna do? Take away your only hope? Take away the very thing that kept you going in there? I took the liberty of bullshitting you, okay?"
Jake: "You lied to me."
Elwood: "It wasn't a lie, it was just bullshit."

Jake: "We're putting the band back together."
Mr. Fabulous: "Forget it. No way."
Elwood: "We're on a mission from God."

Jake: "How often does the train go by?"
Elwood: "So often that you won't even notice it."

Jake: "What's this?"
Elwood: "What?"
Jake: "This car. This stupid car! Where's the Cadillac? ... The Caddy! Where's the Caddy?"
Elwood: "The what?"
Jake: "The Cadillac we used to have. The Bluesmobile!"
Elwood: "I traded it."
Jake: "You traded the Bluesmobile for this?"
Elwood: "No, for a microphone."
Jake: "A microphone? ... Okay, I can see that. What the hell is this?"
Elwood: "This was a bargain. I picked it up at the Mount Prospect city police auction last spring. It's an old Mount Prospect police car. They were practically giving 'em away."
Jake: "Well thank you, pal. The day I get outta prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car!"