The Expendables

"You know it's not easy being your friend."

"Next time, I'll deflate all your balls, friend."

Hale Caesar: "Great, they got a small army. What have we got? Four and a half men!"
Yin Yang: "Not so funny."

"We are the shadows and the smoke, we rise. We are the ghosts that hide in the night."

"What do you wear, size 3? Bring it, happy feet."

"I'm gonna do you a favor, Tool. 'I once knew a man called Tool/To me, was the epitome of cool/He was good with a knife/Bad with a wife/But to think he could beat me/Dreaming he'd defeat me/Cool Tool/You gotta be a fool'."

Paine: "Who sent you?"
Barney: "Your hairdresser."

Trench: "Hey, why don't we have dinner?"
Barney: "Sure. When?"
Trench: "In a thousand years?"
Barney: "Too soon."
Church: "What's his fucking problem?"
Barney: "He wants to be president."