The Expendables

"You look nervous."

"You know, the enemy's always been terrified of noise, especially shotguns. With this big boy spitting out 250 rounds a minute, you tell me who's tolerating that. Absolutely zero."

Trench: "Only an idiot would do this job."
Barney: "How much?"
Trench: "Like I said."

Barney: "What's wrong with this picture?"
Christmas: "Everything."

Christmas: "Are you crazy? You could've killed me!"
Barney: "You're welcome."

Barney: "Come on. Why don't you man up? Jesus! She wasn't your type."
Christmas: "Why don't you keep saying 'She wasn't my type?' So I could put a bullet in your bleak brain! Look who I'm talking to. Dracula's life coach. No wonder you're alone."

"And being wealthy is very good. It allows people to be the real asswipes nature intended them to be."

"I promised myself, I'm gonna die for something that counts."