The Expendables 3

Christmas: "So you like knives, huh?"
Doc: "I'm the knife before Christmas."

Christmas: "You look like a proud, demented father."
Barney: "You could've skipped the demented part."
Christmas: "That was a compliment."

"Insane! Courageous, but insane!"

Trench: "What are you gonna do?"
Barney: "Reload."

"I need a job! All I know what to do is kill people! And I do that very well, Goddammit!"

"How hard can it be to kill ten men?"

Drummer: "This is it? This is your evac team?"
Trench: "Short notice."
Drummer: "Yeah, very short."

"If your guys wanted to fight, why didn't they just get married?"