The Expendables 3

"You were stupid enough to get yourself into this mess! And we're the only ones crazy enough to get you out of it!"

Barney: "I could do that."
Bonaparte: "You wanna slip on a dress and give it a shot?"

"Good morning! Let's get to the chopper!"

Barney: "Better get out of that seat and move to the back, Christmas is coming."
Galgo: "But it's only June..."
Barney: "Galgo, get out of the seat!"

"Morons need friends..."

Galgo: "I can be whatever you need me to be."
Barney: "I need you to be quiet."

"It's a dark business."

Barney: "This is a one way trip."
Galgo: "Excuse me, sir, but one way is better than no way, which is the way I'm living now."