The Hangover Part III

"Someone needs to burn this place to the ground."

"You don't get it Stu. You! Just! Don't! Get it! I have over 60 apps on that phone. Do you know how much time and manhours it would take to redownload those apps?"

Phil: "Damn it! I left my phone in the Minivan."
Alan: "Oh Phil, I have that find my phone app."
Phil: "Alan, we have bigger problems than that at the moment."
Stu: "No wait. If Chow has the minivan and your phone is in the minivan that means your phone is with Chow."
Alan: "Stu, you heard Phil. We have bigger problems than that."

"So long, bitches! [goes on a paraglider] I believe I can fly... I love cocaine!"

Alan: "Nothing worse than losing your phone."
Stu: "You just saw a man get murdered. Your brother-in-law is kidnapped. You sure there's nothing worse?"

Stu: "We're not gonna kill the dogs, Chow. This will knock them out for hours."
Mr. Chow: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you worked for PETA. What a pussy."

Phil: "What the fuck is wrong with those chickens?"
Mr. Chow: "They're angry. All I feed them is cocaine. And chicken."

Alan: "We can't be friends anymore. When we get together, bad things happen and people get hurt."
Mr. Chow: "Yeah, but that's the point! It's funny!"