The Lego Batman Movie

Batman: "Gosh, I hope we're recording that."
[Alfred visualizes a no]
Batman: "We're not? Alfred, what did I say? A.B.R.! Always Be Recording!"

Batman: "Alfred, I am so sorry. I have incredible reflexes."
Alfred: "I should have known better than to have sneaked up on you like that. Were you looking at the old family pictures again?"
Batman: "No, I wasn't."
Alfred: "Sir, I have seen you go through similar phases in 2016 and 2012 and 2008 and 2005 and 1997 and 1995 and 1992 and 1989 and that weird one in 1966."
Batman: "I have aged phenomenally."

Batman: "Let's go defeat 'The Joker'!"
Robin: "Wooh! We're going on a family trip! I can wear my costume too!"
Batman: "Well, luckily for us, you left your costume back..."
Robin: "Rip!" [Robin rips his clothes off to reveal he's wearing his Robin costume underneath]
Batman: "Oh. No. Under your clothes. That's perfect."

[they jut built a Lego aircraft]
Batman: "Yes, we did it!"
Robin: "Why did you build this thing with only one seat?"
Batman: "Uh, because last I checked I only had one butt."

Barbara Gordon: "Hi. Barbara Gordon. New police commissioner. It's my dream for the police force to team up with Batman."
Bruce Wayne: "What?!"
Barbara Gordon: "Wouldn't that be better?"
Bruce Wayne: "I hate everything you just said."

The Joker: "Hi, Batman!"
Robin: "No way!"
The Joker: "Come catch your greatest enemy."
Batman: "Superman is my greatest enemy."
Robin: "Superman's not a bad guy!"
Batman: "Then I'd say that I don't currently have a bad guy. I am fighting a few different people."
[Joker looks angry]
Batman: "I like to fight around."

Robin: "Batman! Wow!"
Batman: "You're darn right 'Wow'."
Robin: "Wait, does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?"
Batman: "No, Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic."

Robin: "Look, it's the Batsub!"
Batman: "Don't touch that."
Robin: "The Batzeppelin!"
Batman: "Don't touch that either!"
Robin: "It's the Batkayak!"
Batman: "No."