The Lego Batman Movie

Batman: "Goodnight, Alfred."
Alfred: "Sir, it's morning."

"Hello, secret camera."

Alfred: "Master Bruce, your greatest fear is..."
Batman: "Snakes?"
Alfred: "No."
Batman: "It's clowns."
Alfred: "No. it's being part of a family again."
Batman: "Nope. Now it's snake clown because you put that idea in my head."

"I deserve this today. Today I deserve it."
[eating lobster]

Puter: "So did anything exciting happen today?"
Batman: "I saved the city again. It was off the chain. Anyway, I should probably have some grub."
Puter: "Alfred left your lobster thermidor in the fridge."
Batman: "Oh, that's my favorite. I can't wait."

Batman: "Hey, 'puter, I'm home."
Puter: "Welcome home, sir. Initializing Batcave music."

"It must be great to be Batman. I can only imagine he's going home right now to party the night away, surrounded by friends and lady active-wear models."
[News Reporter]

Crowd: "Batman, we love you!"
Batman: "Thank you. I'm blushing super hard under the mask."