Michael Cera

Batman: "Are you ready to follow Batman and maybe learn a few life lessons along the way?"
Robin: "I sure am, but first where's the seatbelt?"
Batman: "The first lesson is: Life doesn't give you seat belts!"

The Joker: "Hi, Batman!"
Robin: "No way!"
The Joker: "Come catch your greatest enemy."
Batman: "Superman is my greatest enemy."
Robin: "Superman's not a bad guy!"
Batman: "Then I'd say that I don't currently have a bad guy. I am fighting a few different people."
[Joker looks angry]
Batman: "I like to fight around."

Robin: "Wow, do I get a costume?"
Batman: "Don't touch that."
Puter: "The Mariachi."
Robin: "I like that one."
Batman: "That one is culturally insensitive."
Puter: "Night Terror."
Robin: "What do we think of this?"
Puter: "Glambat."
Robin: "This one."
Batman: "Absolutely not!"
[the next costume is called ]"
Robin: [sees the Reggae Man costume] "Wait, what's that one there? [he puts it on] I love it. The only trouble is these pants are just a little tight. I got an idea. [takes off the pants] Rip! That's better. Now I'm free, now I'm moving. Come on, Batman, let's get grooving!"
[shaking his naked butt at Batman]
Batman: "I can only look you in the eyes right now."

Batman: "Initialize Master Builder."
Barbara Gordon: "I got it!"
Robin: "Here you go!"
[they build a Lego aircraft]
Batman: "Yes, we did it!"
Robin: "Why did you build this thing with only one seat?"
Batman: "Uhm, because last I checked I only had one butt."

Robin: "Batman! Wow!"
Batman: "You're darn right 'Wow'."
Robin: "Wait, does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?"
Batman: "No, Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic."

[they jut built a Lego aircraft]
Batman: "Yes, we did it!"
Robin: "Why did you build this thing with only one seat?"
Batman: "Uh, because last I checked I only had one butt."

Zed: "You could be my right-hand man."
Oh: "I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you."

Oh: "I'm a virgin by choice."
Zed: "Ha! Not *your* choice!"