The Losers

"That's right bitches, I got a crossbow!"

Jensen: "Did you know that cats can make one thousand different sounds and dogs can only make ten? Cats, man. Not to be trusted."
Pooch: "You know what? Do me a favor - NEVER say that again."

"Oh my God, I'm the black MacGyver... BlaGyver!"

Jensen: "Legless Pooch and I are on it!"
Pooch: "Call me 'legless Pooch' again, and you're gonna be 'headless Jensen'!"
Jensen: "I think it's a cool name, makes ya sound like a pirate."
Pooch: "Ya mama's a pirate."

Roque: "Okay, you stay with us. But if anything smells like a trap, I get to put a bullet in your skull. Does that sound fair?"
Aisha: "That sounds fun."
Jensen: "Sounds like my parents..."

Clay: "What do you have on her?"
Jensen: "Besides a pant-bustin' crush? Her Company file is blank. CIA has a standing kill order on her, as does Hamas, Sinn Fein... pretty much everyone with the exception of PETA wants this chick am-scrayed."

Aisha: "Here's the deal: I get you and your men back in the States. In exchange, you get Max for me."
Clay: "What's the catch, lady?"
Aisha: "It's pretty much a suicide mission."
Clay: "And why should I trust you?"
Aisha: "Because if I were lying, I wouldn't have used the words 'suicide mission'."

Pooch: "The Pooch may lie, the Pooch may steal, the Pooch may..."
Jensen: "The Pooch may refer to himself in the third person?"
Pooch: "Occasionally, but the Pooch will not cheat."
Jensen: "The Pooch can relax. I was worried about Cougar."
Pooch: "Yeah, right, it's always the quiet ones."