The Losers

Max: "I'm saving the country, Wade - doing something for the benefit of the United States of America."
Wade: "I was born in Quebec."
Max: "Okay... then we're saving NORTH America."

"It's like giving a handgun to a six-year-old, Wade - you don't know how it's gonna end, but you're pretty sure it's gonna make the papers."

Pooch: "Okay. You know that if we do this, we are waging a war against the Central Intelligence Agency."
Cougar: "They started it."

Roque: "Think you're thinking clear on this? Huh? 'Cuz every time we mess up, it's because of a woman."
Clay: "Name one time that I..."
Roque: "Amber."
Clay: "Amber wasn't the problem, Amber's husband was the problem."
Pooch: "Amber's husband wasn't the one who shot you."
Clay: "It was only in the leg."
Jensen: "What about Emma?"
Clay: "Emma doesn't count. I didn't sleep with Emma."
Roque: "No, because she put a bomb in your car!"
Clay: "All right, I admit - that did take a little of the romance out of it."

"So, she wanted to meet in a cemetery? That's not, like, foreboding at all..."

Clay: "How'd you know we were alive?"
Aisha: "Counted the number of teeth in the chopper wreckage. Plus you guys aren't exactly subtle."

Aisha: "So what brings you to Bolivia?"
Clay: "Cruise ship."
Aisha: "We're a landlocked country."
Clay: "Yeah, well... it's an amazing cruise ship."

Aisha: "[whistles when getting into Clay's Bolivian hotel room] Wow. It's everything a girl can dream of. Do you have a bathroom?"
Clay: "No, I specifically requested the only hotel room in the world that doesn't have a bathroom."