The Nice Guys

"How do you like my car, big boy?"

"It's fucking over man, that's what my daughter's got to deal with, the Chets of the world, and that fucking kid."

"That's... that's a lot of blood... that's a lot of blood, there's... that's a lot of blood.
[after smashing a window with his hand, he recognises a deep cut]

March: "Everybody, just back up! Jesus Christ!"
Janet: "You took the Lord's name in vain."
March: "No I didn't, Janet. I actually found it very useful."

"You're the world's worst detectives."

Holly: "You beat people up and charge money?"
Healy: "Yeah."
March: "Sad, isn't it?"
Holly: "How much would you charge to beat up my friend Janet?"
March: "What?"
Healy: "How much you got?"
Holly: "Thirty bucks."
March: "That's good, this conversation is over."

"Got a cool ad though. I made your head small because I know you're sensitive about how big it is."

"You know who else was just following orders? Adolf Hitler."