The Nice Guys

Healy: "Whoa. Well, we know Mary Jane turned up."
March: "Who's that?"
Healy: "Mary Jane. Marijuana. Pot."

March: [to his daughter Holly] "You're supposed to be at Jessica's."
Jessica: "Yeah, sorry, Mr. March. My sister kicked us out. She's having a guy over."
March: "Your sister's such a slut."
Jessica: "Yeah, I know."

"Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate."

March: "You seen Chet, the projectionist?"
Buddy: "Yeah, he just left like 10 minutes ago, went for a drink. And you are?"
March: "In a hurry. Thanks, buddy."
Buddy: "How'd you know my name was Buddy?"

Holly: "You're the guy who beat up my dad."
Healy: "Hey."
March: "No. Sucker-punched your dad. Big difference."

Healy: "The place reeks of marijuana. They're smoking it."
March: "I can't smell."
Healy: "What?"
March: "I got hit in the head a while back. I lost my sense of smell."
Healy: "You can't smell?"
March: "Yeah."
Healy: "You're a detective, and you can't smell?"
March: "Yeah."
Healy: "Aw, this just keeps getting better and better."
March: "Wow, that's really insensitive."

Holly: "Why don't we invite him in?"
March: "No animals in the house, sweetheart."

March: "I was in the pool."
Healy: "You were in the pool?"
March: "Yeah."
Healy: "Why?"
March: "I had to question the mermaids. What were you doing while I was working?"